omg i havent posted about my thursday episode yet!

last time on "nomis true life"...

(show me screaming like an idiot in the shopping cart)

you no, i think more exciting things happen to people once they have blogs.

OK. Claire said she was okay with me telling about this sooo okay. Hayley was absent so claire and I were going home by ourselves. we went into the subway, the b train was there, I went through, but claire couln't find her metrocard. So being the extraordinary friend that I am, I waited for her. The B train left. Then a C train came and left, and claire had still not found her metro card. she tried calling her parents but they didn't pick up. so i came back out again and called my mom, who told us t ogo back 2 school and get a new card, but we did not actually end up listening to this sage advice. insteaf we decided to go to rebecca's house and borrow $2. We rang her bell a bunch of times, but finally I tried the door and it was open. we went inside and started calling, like, "Is anyone home?" Then Rebecca's brother David came out in his pjs and we explained our predicament and he gave us $2. then we went back to the subway and claire got a metrocard and we went to a bar to celebrate. No, JK, we went home. The End. Thank you, thank you.

Oh yes, get well soon, HAyley! life isn't the same w/o you! and neither was bowling! iif you get mah drift (nudge nudge)

OMG today was really weird

see i grew this third leg, but then I broke it and they had to amputate it. :(
no JK. but it was really cool. See I was walking to the subway w/ Emmerz, hayley, and this one other person that im going to call io for now. (If you know her, you'll know who i mean.) We were walking and there was this shopping cart--like in grocery stores--in the middle of the sidewalk. me: (joking) Oh, will you push me in it? hayley (joking): yeah, sure. And then, I don't know, I just got in it, and io started to push me, and Emmerz took a picture and hayley took a video and it would be really cool if they posted that on their blogs, but they don't have to, cuz i think some real names were mentioned in the video. But anyhoo (which my grammer teacher says is not a word, but SCREW IT i like it so I'm using it), the sidewalk was kind of tilty and i as really scared that I was gonna fall out, especially when io spun the cart around (that was fun but scary) and ESPECIALLY when Io almost tipped the cart frigging upside down (it's okay i know you didn't do it on purppose...OR DID YOU? theres this one picture in my local pizza place of a bunch of cionstruction workers sitting on this beam100 bajillion miles off the ground--you can see the city below them--and I always think that someone could just go "Oh hey good buddy" (pound on the back) "oh, whoops. Sorry. HOpe you land safely." But anyway.) Luckily, since io is strong (she macho woman!) she caught the cart and pulled it back right side up. After that, I decided to get out. I really hope no one sues us. if it was your cart or, like, your only car or something, I'm really really sorry, and I'm not 18 yet, and my parents are literally angels in heaven, so they are untouchable.
god I feel dizzy and my head hurts. I might skip school tommorow. But then I might not get into college. Oh well.

bloggers rockers facebooks sockers

Yeah I bet all the people who have facebook but not blogs are SO JEALOUS cuz we are SO MUCH BETTER! I mean, who WANTS facebook? Facebook is fer LOSERS. No jk. I'm just saying that b/c my DEAR MUTHER wont let me get a facebook until im 13. JK. Omg my mom actually checks my blogs. and she'll check this one too. Graarl. Mom this is my SUBTLE way of telling you that i wish to have my blogs personal to me. And all my friends. Oh well.
What else? Uhhhh tommorow i have grammar...w/ ms. um PEICK...who rocks my sox...if all teachers were like her the world would be a better place. Not to say i dont like miss pemipoff and mr ponpay and everyone elsee. But I will get a litle creeped out if teachers are reading my blog.
First my mom, now my teachers.
As this girl on Parental COntrol said, "What is this generation coming to?" Only she said this b/c some girl was flashing the first girls boyfriend her boobies.

people are hypocrites

Everyone keeps complaining about how no one posts , and stuff like that. But I know I've been posting a LOT and so are a lot of other people, so if you don't think that people post enough, youre not checking anough, so foo you. I don't post here for FUN, ya know! (Well, actually, I do, but that's a minor detail, dontcha think?)

God I feel horrible. I have a sore throat and a fever, and I don't think they like me. If anyone else is feeling sick, I'd loooove to know who gave this to me. Don't worry. I'll find you. Heehee.

BTW, may I just say that catluver is an AMAZING baker or bakress or whatever? She baked St. P's day cookies AND birthday cupcakes for our class! (nah nah 6B) You rock catluver!

Bloggers Anonymous! no jk

so Emmers (AlphaRazzberryOhEmGee) has proposed a contest for thinking of a name for the bloggers group that some people have been thinking about starting. Go Emmerz! (Can I call you that? It sounds cool. Emmmmerz...)
today's the first day of spring! BUT IT SNOWED! hello up there couldn't we a' had a little more snow in the winter? tsk tsk Sometimes I wonder yup yup.
Oh yeah...I have a nickname! Yay! (clap clap) people are calling me NN..it makes me feel spurshul (giggle) no just kidding that was awkward GOD I HATE IT WHEN I DO THAT! ARRGH! im a pirate! i should just go back and delete that but im to lazee. Anyway I do like the nickname. If I ever own a company, that's what Im caliing it. NN's Bakery. idk

RUBIX CUBE!

i no i already posted 2day but I just got the mail, and I have my new rubix cube! Yaaay!
In case you didn't know the story: I left my old one (coincidentally, an old version) in English about 1 1/2 weeks ago, went back to get it at the end of the day, and found it broken. I know, so tragic. But now I have recieved my new rubix cube (incidentally, a new version) and i am gonna SOLVe this thing ONCE and for ALL!
OH oh im sorry you pookie wittle rubee cubee, i didnt mean to hurt your feelings no i didnt. youre so mystereeus yes yoo are!
AH. THe beginning of a new...um...ownership.

Half day! Whoooo!

omg have you ever waited for the A train when you had to number 2? it is NOT fun
Anyway, so...today in my elective, cooking, we made quiche (blech) and salad (meh) and mousse (yummers). My group made chocolate mousse but everyone thought the vanilla was better, so phoo them.
sorry I haven't posted in so long, but i don't really do anything anymore. I mean, right now I'm posting just for the sake of posting, and I HATE doing that.
Oh yeah, happy birthday In the Hay!

VISTA TOOK MY HOMEWORK! WAAAH

OMG i am so FUCKING upset. So i was typing the social studies BMQ and my dad was like, "oh can i print something?" So i minimized my thing and he started printing and there was some weird bug or something and everything was going screwy. So finally my dad printed his thing and then I looked down where it had all the windows and my WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING ESSAY had just DISSSAPEARED. We tried to find it but it's just GONE so now i have to do the WHOLE thing over again. I hate vista so big. And i mean this isn't some unimportant little thing, it's my homework for pete's sake, and now i'm not going to get into the college of my choice and i'll be a HOBO. no offense hobos who for some reason have a computer and are reading this.
so now im supposed t obe rewriting it but i wanted to rant sooo...yeah i kinda feel better. im still mad though.
waaaaaaah
ps. check out "fred" on youtube (the guy who was on icarly). He's actually really funny.

yay! i have a blog now!

I actually have another blog, but i'm ditching it. Sorry, other blog.
So...i am now a blogger! I am now cool! I mean, i was cool before (obviously) but now i'm even cooler, which is actually impossible because i'm perfect! Today i went to a bar mitzvah. If you don't know what that is, the google bar is right up there, unless it isn't, in which case voice your complaints to wikipedia.com. It's gotta have something on bar mitzvahs. Hey, I like having a blog, cuz i can just ramble on and on and no one can interrupt me (nah nah) and say "OMG N----, get a life!" (I blocked out my name cuz its private information, uh huh. they gave us a whole talk about that in school, like "don't give out your social security #" but I don't even know what mine is so...)
Okay, Ive wasted enough your life, so go apply to college or something, or go off to HUNTER and LEAVE ME here (you know who you are cough webedrinkingredbull cough)